Thursday, April 15, 2010

movie left for dead.

The Cavern
(2005) Ruined by unlikeable characters and a ludicrous ending, the Cavern sets a new low for horror set in the underground. A group of adventurers, whose passion for cave exploration is hardly believable, find a cave that has never been explored. It happens to be a year after their friend DIED in a cave during one of their outings. But that doesn't stop them from going into a big hole in the middle of nowhere! A creature--which we don't see much of till the end--has apparently been dwelling in the cave, surviving for years without eating people, until now (just like the Boogens!). When its identity is revealed, the Cavern only digs itself into a deeper hole (ha!). Let's just say that there's no way the creature would have the strength to push large boulders like it does. [rating: *] -Kenyon

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